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“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” by (about)
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“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” by (about)
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” by (about)
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ” by (about)
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“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.” by (about)
“Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.” by (about)
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“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” by (about)
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” by (about)
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“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.” by (about)
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” by (about)